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            To anybody and everyone who is willing to listen to me, I want to make a statement. Of course, since this is in writing, I can’t command you to read it, but I wish you would.

            I’ve had it. I want no more visions, no more investigating to find out what those visions are about and why I had them. Nor do I want to find myself in a dangerous situation. Last August, a “dead artist” followed me around and, aided by his mother, planned on sending me to an early grave. I outsmarted them. Then, because I wanted to save an abducted woman, I ended up having to elude a serial killer. And just recently, a vision of a comic strip sent me into the world of spies. I escaped death that time by a hair’s breath. This is getting old.

            So, I’ve decided to take a vacation, get away from it all and simply enjoy myself. Don’t call me if you want me to “look into” anything, or want advice about the psychic world. I’m going to be incommunicado. See you later.

Mollie Fenwick

            The above letter explains why Mollie is now in Charleston, South Carolina, supposedly enjoying herself and free from worries, danger and the like. She’s alone, except of course for other tourists, and doesn’t have to listen to Bartholomew, Wolf or even Jackson. Bartholomew and Jackson are detectives in Hamlet, her home town, and while Wolf is not a cop, he sure acts like one, or, at least that is what she says.

            The reason for her displeasure is because the investigation in Murder by Spook, which is about spies, not ghosts, put her in mortal peril. Since she has long wanted to visit Charleston, South Carolina, the novella, Murder on Vacation, has her romping in that glorious city.

            But not so fast. She might think she’s getting away from danger, but when she signs up for a ghost tour, she discovers a very real murder and an equally real murderer who, of course, is now after her.

            Watch for Murder by Spook and, once that’s out, watch for Murder on Vacation and you can decide if Mollie’s improved her situation or not.

            One more thing. Murder on Vacation does have at least one ghost. I didn’t have one in Murder by Spook, and he was crying for exposure.

Joan K. Maze

Writing as J. K. Maze

http://www.JoanMaze.com

https://sleuthingwithmollie.wordpress.com

Join me on my virtual book tour starting Monday, June 18. After you’ve visited the day’s site, read the excerpt below and leave a comment on this blog, answering the question for the day posed at the end of the excerpt. The winner will get a gift certificate from either Barnes & Noble or Amazon.  Here’s the schedule for the tour. The buy links are listed below the tour schedule.

Monday:  http://irenesroth.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/day-1-of-joan-mazes-virtual-book-tour/

 Tuesday:  http://www.launchpadpublishing.com/apps/blog

 Wednesday: http://lifeasleels.com

Thursday:  http://www.tinamgames.com/blog

 Friday:  http://alliecasey.com

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EXCERPT

            In this excerpt, Mollie and her neighbor are at their first kickboxing lesson, when she discovers Jack Wolf, the Native American Indian who helped her the previous summer when she was in danger from a killer, is the instructor.

            “I’m scared, Henrietta. Do you think we made a mistake?”

            “Absolutely not. Are you chicken, or what?”

            Her eyes sparkled. She was enjoying this.

            I made a noise like a hen.

            She laughed and got out of my car, and I dragged myself after her. We were plenty early as Henrietta had said she wanted to scope out the place. I had her all figured out. If she determined it was too much for her, it would give her time to come up with a way to escape.

            We were shown to a room where we could stash our outer gear, and then to the women’s locker room, where we were each given a locker complete with a key. I wanted to put myself in the locker, only it was too small. When we’d locked everything up tight, we went to the classroom listed on the schedule. Room 110B was at the far end of the corridor, and as we got near, I heard a lot of noise: giggling, oohs and ahs, and then a SSSH.

            We entered a room resembling a gym more than I liked, just in time to see a leg going through a door, out of the class. There had to be other parts attached to that leg, but we weren’t in time to see them. We heard plenty of moans, though, and then a man came into the room and stood at the front. He wore one of those white jobs I’d seen the other day, and looked formidable. His eyebrows practically met, his mouth was set in a grim line, and he stood at attention like an Army sergeant. In other words, scary.   He held up a hand and everybody quieted down.

            “Our usual instructor had to leave for a few minutes.   In the meantime, I will get you started. Don’t worry, he’ll be back. But if you think he’s going to be easier on you, forget it. Let’s begin.”

            The man was somewhere around five foot ten, had muscles on top of muscles. His face, frozen in a don’t mess with me attitude, implied he could kick every one of us in the arse.  

            I stood as tall as possible and ordered myself to get serious and not even think about smiling while in his presence.

            He described something he called the Jab, a punch leading with your palm down, and then a Cross, which he said was a punch off the rear arm. Whatever he said afterwards got lost while I tried to figure out what he meant. Saying rear arm implied having one in front.   Telling myself I’d figure that out later, I tried to copy his action. It looked simple, but it took several tries before I got it.  

            Next, he had us go through a warm-up using all the body parts. Not one for exercise, I considered the warm-up darn hard.  

When he got to the actual workout, and had finished the Jab, the Cross, and the Hook, which was a motion across the body, I’d already started to think there wasn’t much to this.

The introduction of the Roundhouse changed my thinking. I had to kick off with the back leg—I’d never thought of my legs as front and back—no higher than my knee. Next was the front kick which was off the rear leg.   What got me mixed up was when he said the Roundhouse was off the back leg.  

Back leg, rear leg, isn’t that the same? Anyway, right when I was thinking about having two rear legs, I kicked off, unbalanced myself, and fell on my butt. I must’ve kicked with the wrong one, which is when I remembered my mom saying, put your best foot forward. The only problem was, I did not know which one was my best one.

            We got a couple minutes rest after that. I scrambled back to an upright position, peered around to see if anyone had noticed my gaffe, and saw a bunch of people breathing hard. When I gazed at Henrietta, she appeared happy.   She wasn’t panting, as I would have expected of a slightly overweight older woman, and she really looked quite nice in her bright purple outfit. I’d gotten a couple glimpses at her doing the routines, seeing her curls bounce all over the place as she did the kicks.

            The instructor got us going again, this time combining the jabs and kicks. I ended up jabbing when I should have kicked, kicking when I should have jabbed, and started wondering how come my coordination could be so terrible.  

Since he’d said if we got tired we could take a little break, I did that, and watched the others.  

Half of them stood in place, their expressions saying they’d like nothing better than to find a bed and sack out.   I saw clothing awry, hair looking as if combed with a blender, and sweat pouring down faces.  

In a weird sort of way, the others looking anything but perfect made me feel less like a fool, so I got right back into the lesson, and actually did a little better.   Just when I decided I was ready to drop, the instructor said we’d take a quick break, but not to go anywhere. He was going to show us a very short film which would give us a clue as to what we would be expected to learn.

            The film, which had me shaking from head to foot, came to an end, and the instructor announced our regular teacher would be here in a minute.

            He walked out, and Jack Wolf, dressed the same as the first instructor, walked in.

            Henrietta glanced at me, and I shot her a stare. She coughed to cover a laugh, but I wasn’t anywhere near thinking this was funny. When I got hold of Wolf, he would be begging for mercy. All I had to do was remember which way to jab, what leg to use to kick.

            Mmm hmm. The only way I could ever beat him was with words, and I had some doubts about that. Right now, he wasn’t saying anything. What he was doing was staring at me and, even though I’d gotten to know him over the past few months, and a lot more of him on Friday night, I had no clue as to what he was thinking. His expression was blank.

            Then I looked into his eyes.  

            He had something planned.

            He began giving instructions to the class, easy ones at first, but then they got harder and harder until I was ready to cry uncle. But I couldn’t do that. How could I let him think I was a sissy? Humiliation was not an option.  

            At least he was big enough to carry me out of here if my body decided to go on strike.

            “Okay, I’m going to try a little demonstration,” Wolf said, looking nonchalant. He beckoned to me. “Mollie, come on up here.”

            I stood there, my mouth open.

            “Ms. Fenwick, did you hear me?”

            Oh well, I lived through the self-defense lessons he’d given me last summer. How hard could this demo be?   So, when I had myself convinced there’d be nothing I couldn’t handle, I walked up to the front of the room and glared at him.

            “I want to show you ladies a move that could save your life some day,” he said. “It’s not part of this beginning kickboxing class, but I think it’s a worthwhile thing to know. You don’t have to try it if you don’t want to.”

            He then went and opened the door behind him and a woman around my age walked in. She was dressed in the same kind of uniform as Wolf, and was almost as short as my five foot two. And she weighed less than I did, doggone it.

            “This is Colleen. She’ll demonstrate what to do if a man did this,” he said, and with that, he walked behind her and wrapped his arm around her throat. She did something with her elbows and he yelled and staggered back. Next, and this was too fast to see, she threw him over her shoulder.   The way she did it made it look easy, but I suspected it was anything but.

            “Okay, Ms. Fenwick, I’m going to do the same to you and I want you to try to copy what Colleen did.”

            I’d been standing a few feet from him, looking at Colleen toss him around as if he were weightless. I crossed the room to him, trying at the same time to remember the steps the woman had gone through. I thought I could do the elbow part, but I had no clue about the rest.

            “I didn’t catch what she did to throw you over her shoulder,” I said, unhappy my voice had transformed itself into the cackle of a ninety-nine year old woman.

            I could only describe his expression as sardonic.

“Okay,” he said. “Colleen, one more time.”

            I paid attention, really glued my eyes to them this time, but again it all happened so fast the only part I got was – nothing.

            “You ready?”

            I looked up at him and nodded.  

            I didn’t even see him move, but all of a sudden his arm was around my throat and his body was pressed against mine. Not a comfortable feeling, even if he was a darned good looking guy. Elbows, I thought. Do it.  

            I did it. I was so surprised I didn’t do anything else, just stood there gaping. He’d grunted something and stepped back, but now he was back with his arm around me again and I had to do it all over again.

            I was so proud of myself for doing it so fast, I forgot to take the next step – and found myself sailing through the air. I landed on the mat, out of breath, darn near dying. I heard him talking, asking me if I could get up. I knew I could, but I wasn’t altogether sure I could do it gracefully.

            “Later,” I said, and closed my eyes.

            He pulled me up and started checking my various parts.   “You hurt anywhere?”

            “No, but I’m mad at you,” I said, giving him my best glare.

            “Sorry, but you gave the other ladies the best demo of what could happen. It was perfect,” he said, his lips twitching as if trying not to laugh.

            He signaled I could go back to my place in the group, but I was having none of it. I faced him with my hands on my hips and, I hoped, a mean expression on my face. I wanted to take him apart. Being it wasn’t likely I could do that, I would have to yell at him.

            “Ladies,” he said, before I could think of what to say, “shall we have a hand for this student?”

            Every one of them roared YEAH, which of course meant I couldn’t lambaste him like I wanted. “I’ll see you later,” I said, gave him my most menacing stare, and then said “thanks” to the rest of the class.

            His voice was whisper soft when he leaned close and said, “You’re hot, babe.”

Question for day 1: What kind of lessons did Mollie get from Jack Wolf the previous summer?

Question for day 2:  Why did Mollie seek Jack Wolf’s help last summer:

Question for day 3: Who accompanies Mollie to the kickboxing lesson, and what is their relationship?

Question for day 4:  Who helps Jack Wolf with the demonstration?

Question for day 5:  What is the number of the room where they held the kickboxing lesson?

Joan K. Maze

Writing as J. K. Maze

www.joanmaze.com

https://sleuthingwithmollie.wordpress.com

http://homicideandmayhem.wordpress.com

Murder By Mistake, book 1 in the Mollie Fenwick Mystery Series, available as an ebook from Red Rose Publishing, B&N, Fictionwise and Amazon

Murder By Mistake, book 1 in the Mollie Fenwick Mystery Series, available in paperback from Amazon

Murder For Kicks, book 2 in the Mollie Fenwick Mystery Series, available as an ebook from Red Rose Publishing, Fictionwise and Amazon

Framed In Fear, romantic suspense, available from Red Rose Publishing, Fictionwise and Amazon

Flight of the Hawk, shapeshifter paranormal novella written under the name Jaye Leyel

Murder By Spook, book 3 in the Mollie Fenwick Mystery Series, in progress

 

In this excerpt from MURDER FOR KICKS, Mollie recognizes the car in her vision and follows it, sees the driver park it in a garage and then leave. Believing he may have a victim in the house, she leaves her bus, intending to investigate, is struck down and knocked out, and when she awakes, finds herself in a dark basement filled with cats.

             Scrabbling, clicking, like tiny nails broke into my consciousness, jerking me back into reality, or living, or whatever the heck you call it. Icy cold fingers crept under my collar, made worse by pain and fear.

            “Please,” I said, and held myself stiff and still as my weakened brain tried to figure out where I was and what made that weird sound.

            “Oh God, mice,” I croaked out, imagining hundreds of the little creatures aiming for me – their dinner, probably.

            Then another sound interrupted the marauding rodents. Drumming, like a sharp object against glass, and then a period of silence followed by a meow.

            “A cat,” I said, letting the air rush out from my lungs, the release jerky and uneven.

            “Meow,” the creature roared in kitty fashion, joined by a host of others.

            I struggled to a sitting position, my right knee complaining with every movement, while I tried to understand where I was and how I’d gotten there. And where in the heck was there?

            Whatever or wherever, at least I wouldn’t be fighting off mice, not with a horde of cats around.

            That relief was short-lived when a cat snarled right in my left ear.

            Time to leave.

            But I needed my keychain with the little flashlight in order to find my way out. I wouldn’t be going anywhere until I found it. Where was it?

            It had been in my hand when I was hit. By this time, I’d realized I probably was in a basement. Why? Only because it felt like one. The floor was cold, hard cement, and if there were any windows, I couldn’t see them.

            Hoping the flash and my keys weren’t out in the snow by the house—was I in that same house—I felt around down on the floor. My hand bumped what seemed to be a stair, so I rummaged around, found my keychain, and turned on the tiny flashlight attached to it. Naturally, the fur pieces crowded around my legs, weaving in and out and between them, doing their best to trip me.

            “If this is a basement,” I said, directing the little light all around me and discovering I was right, “there has to be a light.

            I saw the single bulb and string just to the right of the stairs, and yanked it on. Not wise, I know, to turn on a light while illegally in someone else’s house, but right now, getting out took priority.

            I climbed the stairs, pain hitting my chest and knee with every step. I shoved away the furry critters, which must have gone into a huddle because they returned enmasse.

            I couldn’t get the door open.

            Darn close to panic, I tried again.

            Nothing. It wouldn’t budge.

            Whatever little fix-it ability I had was enough to tell me to check out the lock. This was an old house and could have a keyhole that required a key.

            And, examining the door, I saw what could be a key stuck in the lock from the other side.

            Like that did me any good.

            I couldn’t exactly wait around for the owner to let me out, could I? A decidedly unappealing prospect.

            Maybe, now that I had a tiny excuse for a flashlight, I could find a window to use as an escape hatch.

            Something flew past me, its fur brushing against my nose, and I screamed, lost my balance, and fell down the steps to the bottom –

            And landed on another animal.

            How I got out of that without getting bitten or scratched came under the heading of miracle, even though clothing completely covered me except for my hands and face.

            This had turned out to be a terrible day.

            Not bothering to turn off the ceiling light, I searched for and found a window near a monstrosity of a furnace. I turned off the flashlight and resolutely headed for what could be my means of escape. With two closed cartons sitting by the wall, it looked like my luck had changed. I moved one of them a bit, climbed on and opened the window, which went up almost like magic. I crawled out, and since the window was near ground level, it was fairly easy—not that I liked landing half in a drift and half in a prickly shrub.

            Not two inches from me were two black shoes, big ones, with long legs encased in blue.

Murder for Kicks is available as an ebook from Red Rose Publishing, Amazon and Fictionwise.

Joan K. Maze

writing as J. K. Maze

Mollie and her neighbor, Henrietta, sign up for a class in kickboxing. Below is an excerpt from book 2 in the series, Murder for Kicks, soon to be out in paperback.

            In this excerpt, Mollie and her neighbor are at their first kickboxing lesson, when she discovers Jack Wolf, the Native American Indian who helped her the previous summer when she was in danger from a killer, is the instructor.

 

            “I’m scared, Henrietta. Do you think we made a mistake?”

            “Absolutely not. Are you chicken, or what?”

            Her eyes sparkled. She was enjoying this.

            I made a noise like a hen.

            She laughed and got out of my car, and I dragged myself after her. We were plenty early as Henrietta had said she wanted to scope out the place. I had her all figured out. If she determined it was too much for her, it would give her time to come up with a way to escape.

            We were shown to a room where we could stash our outer gear, and then to the women’s locker room, where we were each given a locker complete with a key. I wanted to put myself in the locker, only it was too small. When we’d locked everything up tight, we went to the classroom listed on the schedule. Room 110B was at the far end of the corridor, and as we got near, I heard a lot of noise: giggling, oohs and ahs, and then a SSSH.

            We entered a room resembling a gym more than I liked, just in time to see a leg going through a door, out of the class. There had to be other parts attached to that leg, but we weren’t in time to see them. We heard plenty of moans, though, and then a man came into the room and stood at the front. He wore one of those white jobs I’d seen the other day, and looked formidable. His eyebrows practically met, his mouth was set in a grim line, and he stood at attention like an Army sergeant. In other words, scary.   He held up a hand and everybody quieted down.

            “Our usual instructor had to leave for a few minutes.   In the meantime, I will get you started. Don’t worry, he’ll be back. But if you think he’s going to be easier on you, forget it. Let’s begin.”

            The man was somewhere around five foot ten, had muscles on top of muscles. His face, frozen in a don’t mess with me attitude, implied he could kick every one of us in the arse.  

            I stood as tall as possible and ordered myself to get serious and not even think about smiling while in his presence.

            He described something he called the Jab, a punch leading with your palm down, and then a Cross, which he said was a punch off the rear arm. Whatever he said afterwards got lost while I tried to figure out what he meant. Saying rear arm implied having one in front.   Telling myself I’d figure that out later, I tried to copy his action. It looked simple, but it took several tries before I got it.  

            Next, he had us go through a warm-up using all the body parts. Not one for exercise, I considered the warm-up darn hard.  

When he got to the actual workout, and had finished the Jab, the Cross, and the Hook, which was a motion across the body, I’d already started to think there wasn’t much to this.

The introduction of the Roundhouse changed my thinking. I had to kick off with the back leg—I’d never thought of my legs as front and back—no higher than my knee. Next was the front kick which was off the rear leg.   What got me mixed up was when he said the Roundhouse was off the back leg.  

Back leg, rear leg, isn’t that the same? Anyway, right when I was thinking about having two rear legs, I kicked off, unbalanced myself, and fell on my butt. I must’ve kicked with the wrong one, which is when I remembered my mom saying, put your best foot forward. The only problem was, I did not know which one was my best one.

            We got a couple minutes rest after that. I scrambled back to an upright position, peered around to see if anyone had noticed my gaffe, and saw a bunch of people breathing hard. When I gazed at Henrietta, she appeared happy.   She wasn’t panting, as I would have expected of a slightly overweight older woman, and she really looked quite nice in her bright purple outfit. I’d gotten a couple glimpses at her doing the routines, seeing her curls bounce all over the place as she did the kicks.

            The instructor got us going again, this time combining the jabs and kicks. I ended up jabbing when I should have kicked, kicking when I should have jabbed, and started wondering how come my coordination could be so terrible.  

Since he’d said if we got tired we could take a little break, I did that, and watched the others.  

Half of them stood in place, their expressions saying they’d like nothing better than to find a bed and sack out.   I saw clothing awry, hair looking as if combed with a blender, and sweat pouring down faces.  

In a weird sort of way, the others looking anything but perfect made me feel less like a fool, so I got right back into the lesson, and actually did a little better.   Just when I decided I was ready to drop, the instructor said we’d take a quick break, but not to go anywhere. He was going to show us a very short film which would give us a clue as to what we would be expected to learn.

            The film, which had me shaking from head to foot, came to an end, and the instructor announced our regular teacher would be here in a minute.

            He walked out, and Jack Wolf, dressed the same as the first instructor, walked in.

            Henrietta glanced at me, and I shot her a stare. She coughed to cover a laugh, but I wasn’t anywhere near thinking this was funny. When I got hold of Wolf, he would be begging for mercy. All I had to do was remember which way to jab, what leg to use to kick.

            Mmm hmm. The only way I could ever beat him was with words, and I had some doubts about that. Right now, he wasn’t saying anything. What he was doing was staring at me and, even though I’d gotten to know him over the past few months, and a lot more of him on Friday night, I had no clue as to what he was thinking. His expression was blank.

            Then I looked into his eyes.  

            He had something planned.

            He began giving instructions to the class, easy ones at first, but then they got harder and harder until I was ready to cry uncle. But I couldn’t do that. How could I let him think I was a sissy? Humiliation was not an option.  

            At least he was big enough to carry me out of here if my body decided to go on strike.

            “Okay, I’m going to try a little demonstration,” Wolf said, looking nonchalant. He beckoned to me. “Mollie, come on up here.”

            I stood there, my mouth open.

            “Ms. Fenwick, did you hear me?”

            Oh well, I lived through the self-defense lessons he’d given me last summer. How hard could this demo be?   So, when I had myself convinced there’d be nothing I couldn’t handle, I walked up to the front of the room and glared at him.

            “I want to show you ladies a move that could save your life some day,” he said. “It’s not part of this beginning kickboxing class, but I think it’s a worthwhile thing to know. You don’t have to try it if you don’t want to.”

            He then went and opened the door behind him and a woman around my age walked in. She was dressed in the same kind of uniform as Wolf, and was almost as short as my five foot two. And she weighed less than I did, doggone it.

            “This is Colleen. She’ll demonstrate what to do if a man did this,” he said, and with that, he walked behind her and wrapped his arm around her throat. She did something with her elbows and he yelled and staggered back. Next, and this was too fast to see, she threw him over her shoulder.   The way she did it made it look easy, but I suspected it was anything but.

            “Okay, Ms. Fenwick, I’m going to do the same to you and I want you to try to copy what Colleen did.”

            I’d been standing a few feet from him, looking at Colleen toss him around as if he were weightless. I crossed the room to him, trying at the same time to remember the steps the woman had gone through. I thought I could do the elbow part, but I had no clue about the rest.

            “I didn’t catch what she did to throw you over her shoulder,” I said, unhappy my voice had transformed itself into the cackle of a ninety-nine year old woman.

            I could only describe his expression as sardonic.

“Okay,” he said. “Colleen, one more time.”

            I paid attention, really glued my eyes to them this time, but again it all happened so fast the only part I got was – nothing.

            “You ready?”

            I looked up at him and nodded.  

            I didn’t even see him move, but all of a sudden his arm was around my throat and his body was pressed against mine. Not a comfortable feeling, even if he was a darned good looking guy. Elbows, I thought. Do it.  

            I did it. I was so surprised I didn’t do anything else, just stood there gaping. He’d grunted something and stepped back, but now he was back with his arm around me again and I had to do it all over again.

            I was so proud of myself for doing it so fast, I forgot to take the next step – and found myself sailing through the air. I landed on the mat, out of breath, darn near dying. I heard him talking, asking me if I could get up. I knew I could, but I wasn’t altogether sure I could do it gracefully.

            “Later,” I said, and closed my eyes.

            He pulled me up and started checking my various parts.   “You hurt anywhere?”

            “No, but I’m mad at you,” I said, giving him my best glare.

            “Sorry, but you gave the other ladies the best demo of what could happen. It was perfect,” he said, his lips twitching as if trying not to laugh.

            He signaled I could go back to my place in the group, but I was having none of it. I faced him with my hands on my hips and, I hoped, a mean expression on my face. I wanted to take him apart. Being it wasn’t likely I could do that, I would have to yell at him.

            “Ladies,” he said, before I could think of what to say, “shall we have a hand for this student?”

            Every one of them roared YEAH, which of course meant I couldn’t lambaste him like I wanted. “I’ll see you later,” I said, gave him my most menacing stare, and then said “thanks” to the rest of the class.

            His voice was whisper soft when he leaned close and said, “You’re hot, babe.”

 

 

Hello out there, all you mystery lovers and lovers of heroes. I’m going to talk about my cozy series involving my lead character, Mollie Fenwick. The first book in the series is Murder By Mistake, which is available from Red Rose Publishing. The second, Murder For Kicks, is out and I’m working on the third.

 

Mollie Fenwick is a thirty-something widow who acquired psychic abilities up;on her husband’s death. This has led her to have visions, including that of a murder in her apartment (Murder By Mistake). In the second book, Murder For Kicks, she views a kidnapping and becomes a target for a murderer.

 Unable to ignore these visions, Mollie begins chasing down clues, finds murderers, and lands in a considerable amount of hot water.

 Two heroes from Murder By Mistake, who continue on in Murder For Kicks, are Detective Bradley Bartholomew and Native American Artist/ex-special forces Jack Wolf discuss Mollie and what they should do about her. Following is a conversation they could have.

“I suppose you have the perfect solution.” Bartholomew glared at Wolf, his arms crossed. “You did a great job at the lake, letting her fall in the water and come close to drowning.”

“Yeah right,” Wolf said, a smirk on his face as he recalled the situation. Remembering the minnow caught in her bra, it took superhuman effort to keep from laughing out loud.         

“I wasn’t there. She went on her own.”

 Bartholomew relaxed his arms. “Yeah, she does that a lot.”

 Wolf pointed a finger at Bartholomew. “If you’d answered the phone when she called about her former neighbor, she wouldn’t have gotten tied up and left in the woods. And don’t forget, you called me for help.”

 Bartholomew rolled down Wolf’s passenger side window, letting in a blast of snow and wind. Unable to see much beyond the vehicle next to Wolf’s truck, he shut the window again.

 “God knows what she’s gotten into this time.” Bartholomew checked his watch. “An hour late. She tell you where she was going?”

 Wolf activated the wipers and peered through the windshield. “I’ve answered that three-four times already.” He shifted to face Bartholomew. “You could solve this real easy.”

 “How?”

 “She’s got the hots for you. A caveman tactic might work or, the knight on a white horse deal.”

 “Uh huh, Wolf. I’m sure that independent woman would fight tooth and nail. If she didn’t do that, she’d start thinking about you before we got half a block away.”

 “What in hell does that mean?” Wolf asked.

 “I’ve seen her look at you.” Bartholomew blew out a breath. “You know what they say about two’s company, three’s a crowd.”

 “Unh unh, not any more.” Wolf fiddled with the heat controls. “I thinkJackson’s in on this now.”

 “Shit,” Bartholomew said, thinking of all the times he’d assignedJacksonto guard Mollie, among other things. “When he went to the zoo with her she ended up in the dolphin pool.” He pointed at Wolf. “I thought you were going to help her get rid of this psychic crap.”

 Wolf shook his head. “If she’d ignore them, they’d lessen. That’s the best I can do. You see her doing that?”

 Bartholomew shrugged. “No.” Then he whooped. “There she is. This time I’m gonna get outta her what she’s been up to.”

 

Wolf laughed. “Wanna bet?”

SEATTLE UNDERGROUND

Seattle Underground

I’m continuing with my series on U.S. cities and their points of interest with Seattle, Washington, specifically in regards to “Seattle Underground.”

Some years ago there was a television series about a newspaper reporter who chased down and wrote about bad guys, usually monsters such as vampires and the like. One of the shows took place in the Seattle Underground. Believe me, this story was creep at its best, or should I say worst?
Now, just what exactly is “Seattle Underground?”
According to Wikipedia:
…The Seattle Underground is a network of underground passageways and basements in downtown Seattle, Washington, United States that was ground level at the city’s origin in the mid-19th century. After the streets were elevated these spaces fell into disuse, but have become a tourist attraction in recent decades.

Seattle Underground

 

How did this come about?
Again, according to Wikipedia:
On June 6, 1889 at 2:39 in the afternoon,[1] a cabinetmaker accidentally overturned and ignited a glue pot. An attempt to extinguish it with water spread the burning grease-based glue. The fire chief was out of town, and although the volunteer fire department responded they made the mistake of trying to use too many hoses at once. They never recovered from the subsequent drop in water pressure, and the Great Seattle Fire destroyed 31 blocks.[2]

While a destructive fire was not unusual for the time, the response of the city leaders was. Instead of rebuilding the city as it was before, they made two strategic decisions: that all new buildings must be of stone or brick, insurance against a similar disaster in the future; and to regrade the streets one to two stories higher than the original street grade. Pioneer Square had originally been built mostly on filled-in tidelands and, as a consequence, it often flooded. The new street level also assisted in ensuring that gravity-assisted flush toilets that funnelled into Elliott Bay did not back up at high tide.

Brick arches provide the ceiling for the underground corridors and support the hollow street sidewalksFor the regrade, the streets were lined with concrete walls that formed narrow alleyways between the walls and the buildings on both sides of the street, with a wide “alley” where the street was. The naturally steep hillsides were used, and through a series of sluices material was washed into the wide “alleys”, raising the streets to the desired new level, generally 12 feet higher than before, in some places nearly 30 feet.

At first pedestrians climbed ladders to go between street level and the sidewalks in front of the building entrances. Brick archways, as seen in the image to the left, were constructed next to the road surface, above the submerged sidewalks. Skylights with small panes of clear glass (which later became amethyst-colored because of manganese in the glass) were installed, creating the area now called the Seattle Underground.

… Once the new sidewalks were complete, building owners moved their businesses to the new ground floor, although merchants carried on business in the lowest floors of buildings that survived the fire, and pedestrians continued to use the underground sidewalks lit by the glass cubes (still seen on some streets) embedded in the grade-level sidewalk above.

In 1907 the city condemned the Underground for fear of pneumonic plague, two years before the 1909 World Fair in Seattle (Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition). The basements were left to deteriorate or were used as storage. Some became illegal flophouses for the homeless, gambling halls, speakeasies, and opium dens.

Only a small portion of the Seattle Underground has been restored and made safe and accessible to the public on guided tours.
This very interesting section of Seattle provides an excellent venue for everything from outright horror stories to the paranormal and romantic suspense, and even, believe it or not, romantic comedy. Can you imagine a heroine running from a killer and getting lost in the underground? Or what about a cop chasing a killer in that underground, and not aware that an unknown being is stalking him? I would love to tour Seattle Underground, however, that would have to be by day. I don’t think I could handle the spooky underground at night.

Joan K. Maze
Writing as J. K. Maze
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BAD BOYS

I’d like to welcome my guest blogger today, W. Lynn Chanatle, who has chosen a most interesting topic – Bad Boys. Welcome, Lynn, and thank you for posting to this blog.

W. Lynn Chantale resides in southeasternMichigan. Married to her high school sweetheart, they’ve been together for the last twenty years. They have three children. She writes African-American and Interracial sensual erotic and erotic romance. She has a mad affinity for milk chocolate, preferably Dove chocolate truffles or the caramel-filled squares (Godiva and Ghiradelli are acceptable), and plays the bass guitar when the Muse begs for a bit of distraction.

 

Bad Boys, Bad Boys

by W. Lynn Chantale

 

I’d like to say thank you Joan for having me here. I love the whole concept of a blog dedicated to heroes, sleuths and villains. So here we go.

Pinky: “Gee, Brain. What are we gonna do tonight?”

The Brain: “The same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to take over the world.”*

Isn’t that just like the villain? Always trying to rule the world. And if there’s no one to stop them, the human race will be enslaved or worse eradicated. So who is this nefarious individual or as literature would call them The Antagonist? An antagonist (according to the dictionary on my Mac) is a person who actively opposes or is hostile to someone or something; an adversary. Or the bad guy. The villain is often motivated by the quest for world domination, envy or hatred, and sometimes by a desire for revenge. Every good story has at least one. One of my stories has two.

Lex Luthor, Doc Ock, The Joker, Bob Rumson, Imhotep, the Daleks, Cybermen and Weeping Angels are my all-time favorites. Ursula, Gaston, Elijah Price, Hannibal Lecter, Professor Moriarty, Cole Turner, Dexter, Dick Dastardly, and Bowler Hat Guy.

The above are some of my favorite villains. Some are from comic books, literature, movies, or cartoons. These characters cross genres Sci-Fi, action/adventure, crime, and romance. But these are the bad guys that spoke to me or made a HUGE impression on me. One or two even scared me. Don’t blink when the Weeping Angels are around. The Daleks want to exterminate the human race and the Cybermen want to delete humanity.

It’s hard to talk about a villain without the hero, but I’m going to try. Everyone dislikes the bad guy and that’s okay because they’re written that way. But what happens when the writer has humanized the antagonist so the reader or viewer will care what happens to the bad guy? I actually felt bad for Imhotep at the end of The Mummy Returns. His quest to be reunited with his love Anck Su Namun, is yet again thwarted when she refuses to save him from the minions of hell. Watching the despair and anguish on his face while he’s fighting for his life made me a little misty-eyed. Cole Turner was another character I loved. How could you not? Here’s this tortured soul, brought from the brink of disaster by love, only to have his very nature destroy everything it touches. Or sometimes the villain is the good guy, using his murderous ways for the good of humanity, like Dexter.

So do you have any favorite Villains? And as an added bonus, yes PRIZE alert. Can you name five (5) of the heroes associated with the villains from above. One commenter will receive a $10 GC.

 

*Pinky and The Brain are registered trademarks from Steven Spielberg’s Animaniacs and Warner Brother Studios.

 

 

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WHAT’S NEW WITH MOLLIE?

            Following Book 1, Murder By Mistake, I was searching for the next focus for Mollie. I decided upon a series of kidnappings leading to murder. The grab site – in front of a martial arts studio. To allow Mollie access for snooping purposes, I had her and a friend sign up for a kickboxing class.

            Here’s an excerpt from Murder For Kicks.

            Henrietta and I sat at her kitchen table at one-thirty, enjoying a lasagna she’d made the night before. Along with a salad I promised myself I’d get the recipe for, I was sure I’d be set for the day. Maybe soup at night, if anything.

            Who am I kidding? Unless I was bound and gagged, I’d never miss a meal.

            “You’re a day late with what you were going to talk to me about, Mollie.” She frowned, but the sparkle in her eyes gave her away.

            “Yeah, I got stuck at Bartholomew’s when I got home.”

            “Too bad,” she said, with a mischievous grin on her face, accompanied by a wink. “You ready to enlighten me?”

            “I sure am, but let’s get these dishes in the dishwasher first.”

            Not to be deterred, she refilled our coffee cups and sat down, so I told her about the clairvoyant episode I’d had the day before yesterday.”

            “I thought Bartholomew told you to inform him immediately if that happened again.”

            “I did, but there’s nothing to go on. There hasn’t been a crime committed that we actually know of, nor do we know the name of the victim, or if it even happened yet. It was different last time when I came home to a body.” Shivers danced down my spine at the memory. “The only thing I do know for sure is it happened, or will happen, outside a strip mall.” I sat forward, my hands gripping the edge of her table. “Henrietta, I found the mall. It’s the one we were at yesterday.”

            “You’re kidding, and how do you know it’s the right one?”

            There wasn’t anything unusual about her question, but the way she asked was right up there with major excitement. Her eyes were shining, her words almost running together, she spoke so rapidly.

            “I saw the house across the street in the vision, and the mailboxes right in front of the place. Henrietta, this is going to sound insane, but I’m thinking of taking a class in kickboxing so I can spend some time at that mall, maybe find out about that woman. What could it hurt? Self-defense is a necessity these days anyway.”

            “How much does it cost?

            For answer, I took the brochure from The Eastern Way out of my purse and handed it to her.

            “That’s not bad. We could take the beginner’s class at the special rate they’re offering. If we decide by the end of the first week it’s not for us, we don’t need to pay a cent.”

            “We?”

            “You don’t think I’m going to let you do it alone, do you?”

            I grinned at her and we did the high five.

To learn more about Mollie, read Murder By Mistake, book 1, and Murder For Kicks, book 2

Joan K. Maze

Writing as J. K. Maze

www.joanmaze.com

Below is the link on my website to buy my books:

http://joanmaze.webs.com/buybooks.htm

 

Hello and welcome to my blog. Below you will find the first chapter of my mystery, Murder By Mistake, which is also the first in the series. Anyone who comments on this chapter will have a chance to win an electronic copy of the book. This contest will go on through Tuesday. Happy reading, and I’ll be looking forward to your comments.

Chapter One

If my husband weren’t already dead, I’d strangle him.

It had happened again. I’d experienced another psychic vision.

This was the fourth, the first right after my husband’s funeral — and I

hated every single one of them.

By now, you realize I’m a widow. My name is Mollie Fenwick, I’m a

thirty-two year old widow. My late departed husband, Gordon, was a

handsome, urbane attorney who believed he’d been blessed with a

double dose of brains at birth and I’d been awarded none. He’d also

been very controlling, always telling me what to do. Believe me, I do

not miss that at all. Since I never had a vision while he was alive, I

figured he was getting even with me for outliving him. Somehow or

another, I was going to have to get back at him, even if it meant going

where he was to do it.

Uh-oh, what in the hell was I thinking?

In the first vision, a dog attacked a child I’d never seen before, and

I only learned about it because it was written up in the newspaper. The

second and third had to do with auto accidents, and they, too, were of

strangers and written about in the daily paper. I’d been horrified to

learn I’d witnessed something before it really happened.

But this fourth one was much worse. This time I’d seen a murder

taking place in somebody’s living room. Please, God, I don’t want to

read about this tomorrow.

Now, sitting in my car in the church parking lot, I shivered, and it

felt like tiny creatures were pulling at the hairs on my arms.

I choked back a sob. I didn’t have time to fall apart. Choir practice

had already begun. From inside the church, the swell of the organ

momentarily drowned out the singers and then softened. I could even

hear Gladys’s high-pitched soprano.

These crazy psychic things had me scared. Sweat trickled down

my forehead into my eyes, and yet I felt cold. I grabbed a tissue from

the glove compartment to wipe my brow. I couldn’t go to choir

practice looking like I’d run a marathon in this ninety-degree heat.

I walked to the church, wanting to run so fast I’d leave the image

of the knife-wielding killer far behind. Stress robbed me of strength,

and I had to struggle to get the heavy wooden door open. Once in, I

hurried into the sanctuary, tripped over my own feet and banged into

one of the pews. Out of the corner of my eye I saw heads turn in my

direction. This, I vowed, would be the last time I’d be late for choir.

Five minutes was usual for me. Today, the vision had stretched it to

fifteen.

Darrell Stuart, the choir director, put a hand up for the choir to

stop singing. He didn’t say anything, but his brown, cocker spaniel

eyes signaled both disappointment and disgust.

“Sorry Mr. Stuart.” I tried not to look at him. Ever since I’d turned

him down when he’d asked for a date, I’d felt uncomfortable around

him. I knew his sad, why don’t you like me look would be replaced with

the you’re late again expression. The solution: keep my eyes on his hands,

not his face.

“Excuse me,” I said, and squeezed past three women to get to my

seat. The fact there was little space between the pew and the barrier in

front of the choir loft made it impossible to maneuver without

incident. I stepped on Gladys’s foot, and she let out a tiny squeak and

jerked her foot back.

“Sorry, Gladys.” I sank onto the hard seat.

She gently pressed my hand. “Hang in there, Mollie.” Gladys, who

is getting on toward sixty, is a thin, silver-haired woman with a

penchant for hot colors and way-out-there clothing she never wears in

church. She’s a multi-faceted person and at times can be intimidating.

But despite her many talents, singing isn’t one of them.

Darrell had his arms folded across his chest, his brow creased in

concern. “You okay, Ms. Fenwick?”

“Yes,” I said, trying to will away my red face. If only a UFO would

appear and take me away. But since such a rescue was unlikely, I’d

have to stay. Maybe singing would get my mind off what I’d seen. I

sneaked a look at Gladys’s music, got out my copy and joined in with

the others.

As I sang, my thoughts drifted where I hoped they wouldn’t go.

Horror coursed through my body and my hand shook as if I were doing

a juggling act. Concentrate on Darrell. Watch his hands.

Abruptly, his right hand changed. It now held a knife, a long,

silver-bladed, deadly looking weapon.

I gasped, let go of my music folder, and the pages went flying. One

of them sailed right over the barrier to Darrell.

He jumped back, nearly falling off the podium, picked up the page

and handed it to me. “Ms. Fenwick, what’s with you tonight?”

Cringing, I apologized again and rearranged my music. Forget the

UFO. I’d settle for disappearing into one of the darkened pews on the

other side of the church. I heard a few snickers behind me and let out

an involuntary laugh of my own. Even Darrell put on a half-smile.

Well, the incident did one good thing. The scary images were gone.

“Ms. Fenwick, you singing or not?”

“Of course,” I said. I’m sure I heard him say “somehow I doubt it”

under his breath. Determined to prove him wrong, I gave the music my

all, and have to say the rest of the rehearsal went fairly well.

“Okay.” Darrell peered down at me over his glasses as he put his

music away. “That’ll do it for tonight. I trust, Ms. Fenwick, you’ll have

at least some of your wits about you on Sunday.”

Not likely. The way things had been going lately, I didn’t have

much confidence I could make, or keep, such a promise. “Of course.” I

got up to leave. How could he say that to me?

“Ms. Fenwick, wait up. I’d like to speak with you for a moment.”

Darn, I thought, but I couldn’t be rude. I skidded to a stop and

swung around. “Yes, sir,” I said, almost apologizing again, but that was

getting old.

He leaned toward me until his face almost touched mine. “Mollie,

you look like you’re about to explode.”

When he grabbed my hand, I tried to pull it back, but he only

tightened his grip.

“I believe you need some TLC. Why don’t you leave your car here

and come with me for a little while?”

Yeah, I thought, not missing the gleam in his eyes, and relax me

right into your bed.

“I can’t, Mr. Stuart, really.” I wrenched my hand away and got out

of the sanctuary so fast, it’s a wonder I didn’t pass myself up. Maybe I

wasn’t being fair, but it bothered me the way he stared at me with

those bugged-out eyes. He was quite tall with dark hair that fell to his

shoulders and legs that seemed too long. Maybe because they were so

skinny. I had the impression of a whooping crane.

I will say one thing for him. He’d given me something to think

about besides the vision. As I walked to my little red Honda, I made up

my mind to convince him I wasn’t interested in him romantically.

I had just started my car when I saw a copper-colored station

wagon pulling into the lot. Weird, I thought, having seen the same car

or one exactly like it almost every day for the past week or so.

Coincidence?

Not important, I thought, and turned onto Ninth.

I slammed on the brakes. Darn. I’d almost gone through a red

light. I took a couple deep breaths. Time to concentrate on my driving.

One near accident for the day was enough. Thankfully, I didn’t have far

to go. Perkins, where we usually ate after rehearsal, was four blocks

straight ahead on Ninth and one block left onMadison.

Gladys was already in the restaurant, seated and sipping iced tea,

so I looked longingly at the display case of goodies, passed it up and

went directly to the table.

“Hi,” I said, “you order already?”

“No, Mollie,” she said, and picked up the menu.

It was good to be here with my aunt, and it struck me

Wednesday night had become thehigh pointof my week. Which isn’t

saying much for the excitement in my life. My late husband had treated

me well at first, but it hadn’t taken long for him to curtail my activities,

resulting in limited contacts with friends.Thinking about him now, I

realized there had been a few clues as to his character, but then

hindsight is twenty-twenty.

“What happened to you tonight?” Gladys asked, lining up sugar

packets in front of her cup. “You’re not usually so late.”

I didn’t want to tell anybody about the vision — even Gladys,

who would be completely accepting. I struggled to keep from crying

and tried to smile. “It was a bad day all around. You know the

appointment I had with the gallery owner?”

“Yes. How did it go?”

“It didn’t. When I got there the place was closed.”

“Okay.” Gladys frowned and shook her head. “That was this

morning. It wouldn’t account for tonight. Did you get lost again?”

I couldn’t help grinning. “No. I’ve got a compass, remember?” I

sighed. “Too bad it can’t tell me right or left.”

Gladys giggled, then put on her serious look again. “What did you

do?”

“My last pick-up sold her house and moved to an apartment.

Unfortunately, I just glanced at the manifest and didn’t notice the new

address and went to the old one.” I nodded to the waitress as she set a

water glass in front of me.

“To make matters worse, her current address is on a brand new

street and not yet on the map. When I finally got my bearings, I was

really late. When I got home, I barreled into my underground garage

and darn near ran over a man who’d just gotten out of his SUV.”

“Uh oh, not good. But at least you didn’t hit anything.” She

paused, her brows creased. “You didn’t, did you?”

“No, but he said I should get a ticket. Lucky he wasn’t a cop. Then

I discovered he lives in my building, right next door to me.”

I couldn’t help grinning at the memory of the hunk. He’d stood

there, glaring at me, his arms folded across a broad chest, his legs

slightly apart. Despite my agitation, I’d been unable to resist looking

him over, my eyes going from the top of his head to his feet. His hair

was a sort of russet brown with an errant lock tumbling over his

forehead. He wore jeans molded to powerful looking thighs.

“Good looking, was he? Hmm.” Gladys’s brows went up and the

corner of her mouth quirked up.

“Yeah, but he was the one who kept me up all night by moving

stuff around. I think he moved in the day after I did. And would you

believe he played a recording of operatic arias, and oh boy, was that

tenor voice wonderful. As soon as I get over being mad at him, I’m

going to ask him the name of the singer.”

“Seems like your almost hitting him would even the score.” She

winked. “Sounds like a possibility.”

“I’m not looking for another man to tell me what to do.”

She leaned forward and shook a finger at me. “You’ve got to get

over it. Not every man is like Gordon, and that reminds me.”

“What?” I braced myself for what was coming.

“You’re too hard on Darrell. Maybe you don’t want to go out with

him, and that’s okay. But you’re overreacting. Just tell him you’re not

interested. You need to be firm.” She grinned. “You could keep your

eyes closed and listen to him sing.”

I laughed. “I told him no, but he won’t give up.”

“Perseverance is not necessarily a bad trait, unless of course he

goes too far with it.” She drained the rest of her glass and sat back. “I

can understand why you were upset tonight. Maybe you should talk to

your boss, tell him you don’t want any rides pastfour o’clockon

Wednesday. I’m surprised those old ladies stay out so late. I thought

they all had to get home by five for supper.”

I laughed. Working for a bus company dedicated to transporting

seniors had taught me a few things about them. “I already did that, but

my last one tonight was an add-on and I was the only driver available.”

The waitress returned to our table and suggested dessert. “We’ve

got a great double-chocolate cake, ladies. Just the thing for a hot night

if you add a scoop of ice cream.”

I would have said no, but Gladys said, “Good idea. I think we

need it.”

When we finished, Gladys insisted on paying, but she made no

move to get up. “Mollie, I have a feeling there’s something else

bothering you. Why don’t you come home with me tonight, take a

break?”

I shook my head. “Thanks, but you have to work tomorrow, and

I’ve still got a lot of unpacking to do. I’ll be okay. I’ll turn on my air, get

out a good book, and put my feet up.” But in my mind, I only saw

myself looking at the knife, the dripping blood.

She laughed. “That’ll get a lot of unpacking taken care of.”

We walked out to the parking lot into the moist August air. Good

oldMinnesotahumidity. Being by the river didn’t help. The

mosquitoes were out and the air was oppressive, adding to the feeling

of impending doom, and I nearly changed my mind and accepted

Gladys’s offer to stay the night.

Gladys waited in her car until I got going, and I reminded myself

how lucky I was to have her.

The bad feeling stayed with me all the way home and didn’t

lessen when I drove into the garage. It was a cavernous space, dimly lit,

and the shadows from cars had me spooked. I’d always felt safe in my

building, but because of the vision, I couldn’t shake the fear. I almost

picked up my phone and called Gladys to tell her I’d changed my mind.

“Nonsense,” I said aloud as I ran to the elevator, got in, and

punched the button for the twenty-first floor.

I was almost to my door when I heard footsteps behind me,

uneven, like an out-of-sync metronome, stopping when I stopped. I

sped up, my heart slamming against my chest wall. When I could stand

it no longer, I turned to look behind me. The hall was empty.

I stood there, breathing hard, the hairs standing up on the back of

my neck. I remembered the vision I’d had in the church parking lot. It

began with a kaleidoscope of lights undulating from a beige or gray

carpet, I couldn’t quite tell. It was fuzzy, indistinct. When the lights

faded, a man and woman appeared. She shrank back against a big

television set, her eyes wide, and a hand up in defense. I shuddered as I

remembered the way the man had walked slowly toward the woman, a

long, shiny knife in his right hand.

Would I ever be able to erase the sight of the man stabbing that

woman? Her blood pulsing out of her body as she fell to the floor?

The multi-colored lights had reappeared, and when they were

gone, everything had returned to normal, with me sitting in my car in

the church parking lot, surrounded by vehicles of every kind.

I had to get inside before whatever was out there got to me.

I hurried, but neither my legs nor my lungs wanted to cooperate.

Then I dropped my keys, twice. I ran inside, slammed the door behind

me and froze.

There was a body sprawled in front of my TV.